Thursday 4 April 2013

"I've fucked some mint broads"

HELLO FRIENDS.

Well here I am again after a brief hiatus from blogging about online dating purgatory. (I'm an unbaptized baby? er..wait yeah I don't know anything about religion so...)

I made the pictures of the convos bigger because I was hearing it was hard to read. Kinda ruins the whole "look" of the post and those who know me know how much of a stickler I am for everything looking JUST RIGHT. I did it for the fans. The cup runneth over.

Here is a story to introduce you to the future father of my children.

um this is award but can i get sum intelligent convo please?? lol thanks lol

INTELLIGENT CONVO YOU SAY? WHY YES, YES YOU CAN.



How is it that he knows me so well?


At a certain point I'm like...k Cara...how long are you gunna continue to respond with wehwehs? But honestly once ya start something ya gotta commit to it.




This guy is the human equivalent of that old dirty gum that is always stuck to the sidewalk. Ain't nobody wanna chew that!