Thursday, 18 October 2012

The Beginning of the End

The following is one of the many reasons I decided to take a break from online dating that long, long year ago....

I had seen this guy around campus, mainly at the gym when I working. He was memorable because he had a bleached mullet and wore a neon pink hat backwards. I remembered thinking he was clearly out of touch with reality.
;)
And I was right....because then...this tempting thing happened...


At least we know he's a giver.
 
 
I would like to take this opportunity to point out that I usually don't respond that rudely but everything about this was so wrong. I wonder if anyone has ever taken him up on his offer? I figured my response would be more than enough to startle off this huge-balled creature but then the self proclaimed "cute guy" came back for more.
 


 "dot dot dot" yes, clearly I'M the crazy one


My lack of response merely egged him on, apparently.


 
 
So, now you see why I came back for more.