"I've fucked some mint broads"

HELLO FRIENDS.

Well here I am again after a brief hiatus from blogging about online dating purgatory. (I'm an unbaptized baby? er..wait yeah I don't know anything about religion so...)

I made the pictures of the convos bigger because I was hearing it was hard to read. Kinda ruins the whole "look" of the post and those who know me know how much of a stickler I am for everything looking JUST RIGHT. I did it for the fans. The cup runneth over.

Here is a story to introduce you to the future father of my children.

For my frands ;)

um this is award but can i get sum intelligent convo please?? lol thanks lol

INTELLIGENT CONVO YOU SAY? WHY YES, YES YOU CAN.

How is it that he knows me so well?

At a certain point I'm like...k Cara...how long are you gunna continue to respond with wehwehs? But honestly once ya start something ya gotta commit to it.

This guy is the human equivalent of that old dirty gum that is always stuck to the sidewalk. Ain't nobody wanna chew that!

Like..........

Two repeat customers:

1. Mr. "Okay than" (Pt 1 and Pt 2) returns ONCE AGAIN on IM saying "heyyy". Like......why.

2. Mr. One long run on sentence also sent me two more messages: "you know your so beautiful to me" no response. Followed by "your so beautiful". Followed by me blocking him.

Also this gem on POF:


Hello there,

First of all, I like all your pictures ! and here is my advice, you shoud not wear black any more !! You are in the black like out of our planet . Black is definitely your color. I want to know more about you !? what do you like in the life ? and what do you most hate !? one word can descibe you ?


So....like....I should try to look bad or? Don't get it. So I uploaded this as my new profile pic (I think I look much worse in pink) and called it a day.

An argument and an update on a psychopath

Just got an IM saying "Hey" from the very important engineer. Needless to say I've learned my lesson and won't be answering.


Topic number two: an argument with a man who can spell the word "and" and writes really personalized messages.
So I wrote about this message in my huge POF update blog post, and he's back for more. With the same message. I will preface this by saying I've had several guys do this: literally the same message twice in a row over the course of a few days or weeks, like they can see that they already sent me that EXACT message in the past but do it again anyway? How is this acceptable as a way to gain a woman?

So...let me get this straight...it wasn't a copy and paste message the first time but you figured that re-sending the message to me again would get me swooning?

Did I get a little heated? Yes. Was I tempted to point out that it's "and" not "an"? Yes. I was pretty frustrated with the repeat messages I'd been getting so I took it out on this one guy, so sue me.

I think I'm gunna start fucking with guys who write me shitty messages, out of boredom and also for fun blogging purposes, on a regular basis. It's official that POF is LITERALLY ruining my life.
Now for the fun part.

;)

Yeah okay than... part 2

See here for part one!

I guess my estimate of not hearing from him for 3-4 weeks was a little off, but pretty close at around 2 weeks!!

Just got a "Hey, how's it going" on IM from him. Whyyy.

You attract more bees with honey

Got this little gem today.

He clearly put a lot of effort into his profile

Not quite sure if the grammar comment is serious or a joke...

I'm not sure if it's his well crafted yet mysterious profile, his thoughtful message or the fact that we are only a 1% match but I have a hunch that he's not the one.

;)

No need for periods

Repeat offender. See here for his original run on message about how his baby mama would give him two thumbs up.


"ok lol I know I message'd u before but it sucks cuz u are at the top of my list to message as a match and your so beautiful to me I do wish you wanted to chat lol I'm a geek I know"

;)

Insulting their way into our hearts

So this post includes an interaction between another friend of mine, who does online dating in another city and some dude, that she gave me permission to post. The green is the dude.

Telling someone to be more unique is a great way to build rapport

Story Number two comes from moi, but has a similar tone. Right off the bat I noticed kind of a pretentious tone - kind of talking about things in a braggy way but I figured it could have just been the way I was reading his messages so I kept chatting with him. The back story is that I mention my massive amount of first cousins and the fact that I'm thinking of investing in a claw grabber with various attachments such as lobster pincer, in my profile.

Dayum, watch out ladies, mareen byoligist in da house

Then he goes on to tell me he has over 100 cousins and I say "first cousins?" and he says "no, 8 first cousins". So I say "fuck you and fuck your 8 cousins, I'm out." (but not actually...I just stopped answering and then he proceeded to view my profile about 10 times over the next few days. Probably while crying.)